ceiling cat cedes to his mothiness

Ceiling Cat Retires, Appoints Ceiling Moth as Replacement

In a shokin moov Ceiling Cat sez, “DO NOT WANT!” an he goe bai bai. Kittehs everyeewhar crai an wunder wut dey do nao. Ceiling Cat sez, “Yu can has Ceiling Moth!” an Ceiling Moth coems an is liek, “OH HAI! Iz ur God nao!“

i’s not kidding

oh hai: how to speak in lol

from lolcat bible:

http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=How_to_speak_lolcat

icanhascheezburger’s got a lolspeak wiki:

http://speaklolspeak.com/?t=anon

or you could try the programming language:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

example:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

other moths before me

Exodus 20

1And God spake all these words, saying,

2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

or…

Exodus 20

1 Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds:
2 I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all
3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.

References (makes it totally legit):

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2020;&version=9;

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Exodus_20