Ceiling Cat Retires, Appoints Ceiling Moth as Replacement
In a shokin moov Ceiling Cat sez, “DO NOT WANT!” an he goe bai bai. Kittehs everyeewhar crai an wunder wut dey do nao. Ceiling Cat sez, “Yu can has Ceiling Moth!” an Ceiling Moth coems an is liek, “OH HAI! Iz ur God nao!“
For a while, Mitt Rommoth looked like he would be the likely opponent of Barack Obamoth in the general election. The problem with Rommoth was that all he seemed to talk about was Ceiling Moth.
Clearly they chose ceiling moth to be the symbol of a website about theories because He is the only constant in teh universe, the only thing we know for certain is not a theory. Praise Him.
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
or…
Exodus 20
1 Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds: 2 I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all 3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.