other moths before me
Posted by lolmoth on March 6, 2008
Exodus 20
1And God spake all these words, saying,
2I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
or…
Exodus 20
1 Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds:
2 I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all
3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.
References (makes it totally legit):
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2020;&version=9;
juuulia said
My laziness in using the lolcat generator to make pics is catching on. lawl.
Martin Grondin said
Blasfemee!
Ceiling Mof is no Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat wud pownce dat an eet it. Vry easilee. Srsly.
Ceiling Cat sez dun follow other ceiling cats. Espeshuly dun folow udda kind ov ceiling animuls. Dat bad. I dun wan lazer eyes. Pew! Pew! Iz hied nao.
Ceiling Cat Profett
lolmoth said
we can has blasfeme!
Daniel said
Ceiling Cat pwns ur ceiling mof nd he will pwn u if u hangs out wif him. Ceiling mof haz no cheezburger for u, even if u reely wants.
Also mof is ugly. Kthxbye.
lolmoth said
Did I start a flame war with the lolcat bible folks?
NOT WANT
Ceiling Moth Sez: we can has peece bi teh bukkit lodes plz kthxbai
Ceiling Cat Profett said
Nooo
Dat bad. No lissen to Ceiling Mof. Ceiling Cat sez,
“Exodus 20:2 I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all. 3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes. 4 If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.5 If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur children ded An ur children-children ded, for being stupid.”
So yu see. No can has Ceiling Mof. Him not reel. Bad!
Plees worship Ceiling Cat!
jundt said
“u say ur suppoze to be nice to teh lolcatz and teh lolmuttz and the lolbunnehz and dis, dat, and teh udda ting. no sense make dat. i don haf to be nice to teh spiretz of teh anticeiling mof. i canz luv teh lolstarz who haf fals opinens but i don haf to be nice to dem.”–Moth Robertson, March 8th, 2008
http://lolmoth.wordpress.com/2008/03/08/ceilin-cat-is-da-fals-profets/
Long Cat said
Wut iz dis blasfeme!?
LolKitteh said
ZOMG. Why u doo dis? Der iz no udda ceiling animalz behsidez teh Ceiling Cat! Perhabz u wish 2 get teh lazer eyes of teh Ceiling Cat!? Teh mof iz noh mattch. >3
meiow! said
mof stoled lolrus bukkit too!!!
theoneflyinvet said
ceiling cat knoes dat all kynz uv mof tays gud, n’ iz lotz n lotz n lotz o fun tu plai mitee huntor wif. mofs, speshully ceelin’ mofs, iz DINNOR AN SHO!!! yaaaaaay!!
da inkwisiTion said
wat ? blasfame! ceiling moth shud dy fer da goood of ceiling catz. CM iz heretic; heretikS DYE!
Talib said
wut iz teh kulr uv teh heretiks dye srsly? lik weez no can has use more red dyez n stufs cuz ceiling cat iz all “i do wut i can has wants lik 4 wutevr reezun kk” an he can maek dyez wenevr. srsly. U no reed bueko joeb?
That Girl said
Wow. It’s like the religious right vs the liberals. Me likey. Me likey real good. ‘Specially how the moth asks for peace, and the cats are all “our way or the highway.” How classic!